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Ewa Michalak Full Cup Bra Review!

Good morning my Plunderbunnies! 
Penny Underbust here- doing a super quick review of the new full cup bras that Ewa Michalak has just started making! 
I am going to do a FAR MORE COMPREHENSIVE review for next Saturday (27th June) on my Youtube page: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWkjX-bd9i1yfpdH7TzgzlQ
But for now I wanted to show off the fit a bit. 

First thing is first; I have never owned a bra that fits me this well. At any point in my life. Even when I was 14. So- straight off the bat- well done Ewa Michalak! 

The cups are made of four panels. Three main support panels that you can see separated by red ribbon- then one lace panel reinforced by some stretch mesh underneath. The bra is very supportive and does a brilliant job being a functional bra. The underwires are PERFECT for me. I find that large bras tend to have really wide underwires that dig into my arm pits- this bra does not do that. If you have a very wide breast base however- this underwire may not be for you! But if you have a lot of projection, or if you want to make sure those boobies aren't all flat against your abdomen, this underwire is pretty much as perfect as it gets. 

I am wearing a size 90L by their measurement standards.

I am wearing a size 90L by their measurement standards.

I also find the band to be spot on for my comfort levels too. Not too loose- but wide enough so that it doesn't dig in painfully. The band is also providing the majority of the support due to how wide it is- so you don't have as much pressure on your shoulders as you may have with other XL bras out there. 

Okay- now that I have talked about fit and comfort... I think I should go into the appearance... 
Man- I gotta say... I'm not loving it- and it's all because it's full coverage. 
Call me a slut (yaaay sluts!) but I love my cleavage. My cleavage is one of my own personal favourite things to look at. So when I have a bra that creates a semicircle of lace to make sure that my cleavage is invisible- I'm not all that happy about it. I think the print and the lace itself is quite appealing. Though I'd generally stick to more bright colours- it is still a very awesome pattern choice for the fabric, and a heap of fun.... I just think the design of the cup itself is unappealing to me. 

This being said- I think it's somewhat required for this design to have such a good fit for breasts as large as mine (and possibly yours! If you're reading this!) so perhaps use this bad boy for sleeping and t-shirt days to make sure you're getting the best support you can, and then wear some of the less fitting cleavage inducing bras Ewa Michalak provides that are a "good enough" fit on the tank top days. ;) 

a 90K bra in a more cleavagey model also by Ewa Michalak. It's old and worn A LOT so it's not as pretty as it once was- but darn does it provide that perfect cleavage shape for me! 

a 90K bra in a more cleavagey model also by Ewa Michalak. It's old and worn A LOT so it's not as pretty as it once was- but darn does it provide that perfect cleavage shape for me! 

-In summary for my 90L full coverage bra by Ewa Michalak- 
Comfort: 10/10
Fit: 10/10
style: 5/10
Innovation: 8/10

Thanks for keeping up the great work Ewa Michalak. It's amazing to see the range of bras you offer for diverse shapes and sizes- and to never feel shamed by your brand for looking different. 

From the bottom of my little black heart~ THANKS FOR READING! <3

Suicide Squad Harley.

Photo of&nbsp;  Margot Robbie on the set of ‘Suicide Squad’

Photo of Margot Robbie on the set of ‘Suicide Squad’

Photo of&nbsp;  Margot Robbie on the set of ‘Suicide Squad’

Photo of Margot Robbie on the set of ‘Suicide Squad’

Photo of&nbsp;  Margot Robbie on the set of ‘Suicide Squad’

Photo of Margot Robbie on the set of ‘Suicide Squad’

Photo of&nbsp; Margot Robbie on the set of ‘Suicide Squad’

Photo of Margot Robbie on the set of ‘Suicide Squad’

Okaaay... So! 
The things I've heard the most complaints about for this design are the tattoos and the colour scheme. 
Personally- I dig the tattoos. Not just a little bit either. I think they fit with the theme of the show and the character as well. The Joker has some tattoos too- and those ones really don't fit... They look like he sat in a chair, paid a tonne of money to a very skilled artist, and very carefully had words and emotions inked onto his skin... HARLEY'S TATTOOS HOWEVER- look like she was bored one day and went at her thighs with an exacto-blade and some pen ink. They look rough and shitty and really haphazard... Which I would expect of her. 

The colours though... WHY did they change those? What did they think they would gain with blue? As a lady who claims pink and blue as her theme colours, it's not like I have anything against these choices, I just don't understand them for Harley. Would it have been that hard to make it black and red instead? Would that have compromised someone's artistic integrity associated with some sequen mini shorts and a "daddy's little whatever" shirt? Please. 

I find the overt sexuality of the costume weird. But it's not new for Harley to be hyper sexual. I just will always view her as the little Robert Timm, jumpsuit wearing jester headed psycho. 
Ah well! We'll see how she acts shant we?